Overheard in the Soto Household...

Ellison: "Whoa! Mom, my 'gina is falling off your lap!"

Ellison (looking at my body after getting out of the shower): "Mom, your boobies are starting to fall down." (As she's attempting to push them up).

Ellison was explaining something to me, and I said, "Oh, I see." Then she says, "Are you processing that?"

I was asking Ellison to be careful coming down the stairs since she had on slippery tights and her hands were full. "Mom, I'm very sensitive."